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Hitch

2005118 minPG-13
Director: Andy Tennant
Writer:Kevin Bisch

A smooth-talking man falls for a hardened columnist while helping a shy accountant woo a beautiful heiress.

Revenue$371.6M
Budget$70.0M
Profit
+301.6M
+431%

Despite a mid-range budget of $70.0M, Hitch became a financial success, earning $371.6M worldwide—a 431% return.

Awards

4 wins & 24 nominations

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Plot Structure

Story beats plotted across runtime

Act ISetupAct IIConfrontationAct IIIResolutionWorldbuilding3Resistance5Premise8Opposition10Crisis12Synthesis14124679111315
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Sound Timeline
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Threshold
Section
Plot Point

Narrative Arc

Emotional journey through the story's key moments

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Story Circle

Blueprint 15-beat structure

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Characters

Cast & narrative archetypes

Will Smith

Alex "Hitch" Hitchens

Hero
Mentor
Will Smith
Eva Mendes

Sara Melas

Love Interest
Shapeshifter
Eva Mendes
Kevin James

Albert Brennaman

B-Story
Ally
Kevin James
Amber Valletta

Allegra Cole

Love Interest
Amber Valletta
Jeffrey Donovan

Vance Munson

Shadow
Jeffrey Donovan

Main Cast & Characters

Alex "Hitch" Hitchens

Played by Will Smith

HeroMentor

Professional "date doctor" who coaches men in the art of wooing women, hiding his own vulnerability behind a polished exterior.

Sara Melas

Played by Eva Mendes

Love InterestShapeshifter

Cynical gossip columnist who investigates Hitch while unknowingly falling for him, torn between her career ambitions and emerging feelings.

Albert Brennaman

Played by Kevin James

B-StoryAlly

Awkward, sweet-natured accountant who hires Hitch to help him win the heart of a wealthy heiress far out of his league.

Allegra Cole

Played by Amber Valletta

Love Interest

Wealthy socialite and heiress who sees past superficiality and is charmed by Albert's genuine, unpolished authenticity.

Vance Munson

Played by Jeffrey Donovan

Shadow

Sleazy player who misuses Hitch's teachings to manipulate women, representing everything Hitch stands against.

Structural Analysis

The Status Quo at 1 minutes (1% through the runtime) establishes Hitch narrates his philosophy on opening the door for a date, establishing him as a confident, sophisticated "date doctor" who helps men win the hearts of women through authentic connection rather than manipulation.. Notably, this early placement immediately immerses viewers in the story world.

The inciting incident occurs at 13 minutes when Hitch meets Sara Melas at a club when helping a client. Their chemistry is immediate but she rebuffs his practiced moves, intriguing him. For the first time, his techniques don't work—she disrupts his controlled approach to relationships.. At 11% through the film, this Disruption aligns precisely with traditional story structure. This beat shifts the emotional landscape, launching the protagonist into the central conflict.

The First Threshold at 29 minutes marks the transition into Act II, occurring at 24% of the runtime. This shows the protagonist's commitment to Hitch makes an active choice to pursue Sara authentically after their Ellis Island date. He admits he wants to see her again, moving beyond his usual emotional armor. He enters the "new world" of genuine romantic vulnerability., moving from reaction to action.

At 58 minutes, the Midpoint arrives at 50% of the runtime—precisely centered, creating perfect narrative symmetry. Of particular interest, this crucial beat False victory: Hitch and Sara make love and connect deeply. Simultaneously, Albert confesses his feelings to Allegra and she reciprocates. Both romances seem successful—but the ticking time bomb is Sara's investigation into the "Date Doctor" and Hitch's hidden identity., fundamentally raising what's at risk. The emotional intensity shifts, dividing the narrative into clear before-and-after phases.

The Collapse moment at 87 minutes (74% through) represents the emotional nadir. Here, Sara discovers Hitch is the Date Doctor and believes he manipulated her while helping sleazebags like Vance. She confronts him publicly, humiliating him. Allegra overhears and thinks Albert used Hitch too, ending their relationship. Both romances die. Hitch's career and emotional walls collapse., illustrates the protagonist at their lowest point. This beat's placement in the final quarter sets up the climactic reversal.

The Second Threshold at 93 minutes initiates the final act resolution at 79% of the runtime. Hitch has a realization: he must be vulnerable and authentic, not hide behind techniques. He decides to fight for Sara by being completely honest. Meanwhile, Albert storms Allegra's office to confess his genuine feelings, inspiring Hitch's synthesis of heart and action., demonstrating the transformation achieved throughout the journey.

Emotional Journey

Hitch's emotional architecture traces a deliberate progression across 15 carefully calibrated beats.

Narrative Framework

This structural analysis employs proven narrative structure principles that track dramatic progression. By mapping Hitch against these established plot points, we can identify how Andy Tennant utilizes or subverts traditional narrative conventions. The plot point approach reveals not only adherence to structural principles but also creative choices that distinguish Hitch within the comedy genre.

Andy Tennant's Structural Approach

Among the 8 Andy Tennant films analyzed on Arcplot, the average structural score is 7.2, reflecting strong command of classical structure. Hitch exemplifies the director's characteristic narrative technique. For comparative analysis, explore the complete Andy Tennant filmography.

Comparative Analysis

Additional comedy films include The Bad Guys, Ella Enchanted and The Evening Star. For more Andy Tennant analyses, see It Takes Two, Fool's Gold and Fools Rush In.

Plot Points by Act

Act I

Setup
1

Status Quo

1 min0.9%+1 tone

Hitch narrates his philosophy on opening the door for a date, establishing him as a confident, sophisticated "date doctor" who helps men win the hearts of women through authentic connection rather than manipulation.

2

Theme

5 min4.3%+1 tone

Hitch tells Albert: "No woman wakes up saying 'God, I hope I don't get swept off my feet today.'" The theme: genuine connection requires vulnerability and taking emotional risks.

3

Worldbuilding

1 min0.9%+1 tone

Hitch operates his secret date doctor business, helping hopeless men like Albert Brennaman prepare to approach heiress Allegra Cole. We see his methods: building confidence, creating opportunities, coaching authenticity. His world is controlled, successful, emotionally detached.

4

Disruption

13 min11.3%+2 tone

Hitch meets Sara Melas at a club when helping a client. Their chemistry is immediate but she rebuffs his practiced moves, intriguing him. For the first time, his techniques don't work—she disrupts his controlled approach to relationships.

5

Resistance

13 min11.3%+2 tone

Hitch pursues Sara while coaching Albert. He debates whether to apply his own methods or be genuine. Sara, a gossip columnist, is cynical about men and love. Hitch faces resistance from both Sara's defenses and his own fear of vulnerability.

Act II

Confrontation
6

First Threshold

29 min24.4%+3 tone

Hitch makes an active choice to pursue Sara authentically after their Ellis Island date. He admits he wants to see her again, moving beyond his usual emotional armor. He enters the "new world" of genuine romantic vulnerability.

7

Mirror World

34 min28.7%+4 tone

Albert successfully wins a dance with Allegra at a charity event, beginning their genuine romance. Their authentic, awkward connection mirrors what Hitch needs with Sara—real emotion trumps technique. Albert becomes Hitch's thematic teacher.

8

Premise

29 min24.4%+3 tone

The fun premise: Hitch and Sara fall for each other while he secretly coaches Albert's romance with Allegra. Double-date montages, witty banter, romantic moments. Hitch experiences what he's been helping others achieve, but the lie of his profession looms.

9

Midpoint

58 min49.6%+5 tone

False victory: Hitch and Sara make love and connect deeply. Simultaneously, Albert confesses his feelings to Allegra and she reciprocates. Both romances seem successful—but the ticking time bomb is Sara's investigation into the "Date Doctor" and Hitch's hidden identity.

10

Opposition

58 min49.6%+5 tone

Vance Munson, a sleazy former client, exposes himself as the "Date Doctor" to Sara's friend Casey, claiming credit for teaching him manipulation tactics. Sara investigates the real Date Doctor. Hitch's past and profession close in on him as the antagonist (deception/fear of vulnerability) tightens its grip.

11

Collapse

87 min73.9%+4 tone

Sara discovers Hitch is the Date Doctor and believes he manipulated her while helping sleazebags like Vance. She confronts him publicly, humiliating him. Allegra overhears and thinks Albert used Hitch too, ending their relationship. Both romances die. Hitch's career and emotional walls collapse.

12

Crisis

87 min73.9%+4 tone

Hitch wallows in his dark night of the soul, getting drunk with Albert. He realizes his techniques were just armor protecting him from the pain of his own past heartbreak. Albert challenges him: "You're not even the better man yourself." Hitch must face his own fear of vulnerability.

Act III

Resolution
13

Second Threshold

93 min79.1%+5 tone

Hitch has a realization: he must be vulnerable and authentic, not hide behind techniques. He decides to fight for Sara by being completely honest. Meanwhile, Albert storms Allegra's office to confess his genuine feelings, inspiring Hitch's synthesis of heart and action.

14

Synthesis

93 min79.1%+5 tone

Hitch confronts Sara, admitting his flaws and past pain, fighting for their relationship without tricks or armor. Albert wins Allegra back with pure honesty. Sara investigates Vance, learns the truth about Hitch's integrity, and realizes her cynicism blinded her. Both couples reconcile through authentic vulnerability.

15

Transformation

116 min98.3%+5 tone

Final image mirrors opening: Hitch narrates about relationships, but transformed. Now he and Sara walk together as equals, both vulnerable and open. Albert and Allegra marry. The "Date Doctor" has learned his own lesson: love requires risking your heart, not controlling the outcome.