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6.3
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The Brand New Testament

2015114 minNot Rated
Writers:Jaco Van Dormael, Thomas Gunzig

God lives in human form as a cynical writer with his young opinionated daughter in present-day Brussels, Belgium. She concludes that her dad is doing a terrible job and decides to rewrite the world, descending to earth in search of her own 6 messengers to write a brand new testament and change the status quo.

Revenue$15.7M
Budget$8.7M
Profit
+7.0M
+81%

Working with a tight budget of $8.7M, the film achieved a modest success with $15.7M in global revenue (+81% profit margin).

Awards

16 wins & 23 nominations

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Plot Structure

Story beats plotted across runtime

Act ISetupAct IIConfrontationAct IIIResolutionWorldbuilding3Resistance5Premise8Opposition10Crisis12Synthesis14124679111315
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Threshold
Section
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Narrative Arc

Emotional journey through the story's key moments

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Story Circle

Blueprint 15-beat structure

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Arcplot Score Breakdown

Structural Adherence: Flexible
8.4/10
2.5/10
0.5/10
Overall Score6.3/10

Weighted: Precision (70%) + Arc (15%) + Theme (15%)

The Brand New Testament (2015) reveals deliberately positioned dramatic framework, characteristic of Jaco Van Dormael's storytelling approach. This structural analysis examines how the film's 15-point plot structure maps to proven narrative frameworks across 1 hour and 54 minutes. With an Arcplot score of 6.3, the film takes an unconventional approach to traditional narrative frameworks.

Characters

Cast & narrative archetypes

Pili Groyne

Ea

Hero
Herald
Pili Groyne
Benoît Poelvoorde

God

Shadow
Benoît Poelvoorde
Yolande Moreau

The Goddess (Mother)

Ally
Yolande Moreau
David Murgia

J.C. (Jesus Christ)

Mentor
David Murgia
Marco Lorenzini

Victor

Ally
Marco Lorenzini
Laura Verlinden

Aurélie

Ally
Laura Verlinden
Serge Larivière

The Killer

Shapeshifter
Serge Larivière
Romain Gelin

François

Ally
Romain Gelin
Catherine Deneuve

Martine

Ally
Catherine Deneuve
François Damiens

Marc

Ally
François Damiens

Main Cast & Characters

Ea

Played by Pili Groyne

HeroHerald

God's 10-year-old daughter who rebels against her tyrannical father by leaking everyone's death dates and escaping to Earth to find six new apostles.

God

Played by Benoît Poelvoorde

Shadow

A petty, cruel deity who lives in Brussels and torments humanity with sadistic laws from his desktop computer.

The Goddess (Mother)

Played by Yolande Moreau

Ally

God's wife and Ea's mother, a silent, melancholy woman who has been oppressed and silenced for millennia.

J.C. (Jesus Christ)

Played by David Murgia

Mentor

God's older son and Ea's brother who previously escaped to Earth and now lives as a wandering hippie statue on a hill.

Victor

Played by Marco Lorenzini

Ally

A lonely office worker and sex maniac who becomes Ea's first apostle after learning his death date, discovers love with a gorilla.

Aurélie

Played by Laura Verlinden

Ally

A beautiful woman with a congenital heart condition who becomes an apostle and romantically involved with a serial killer.

The Killer

Played by Serge Larivière

Shapeshifter

A mass murderer who becomes an apostle after learning he has little time left, finds redemption through love with Aurélie.

François

Played by Romain Gelin

Ally

A young boy apostle who cross-dresses and dreams of being a girl, embarks on adventures exploring his identity.

Martine

Played by Catherine Deneuve

Ally

A wealthy woman trapped in a loveless marriage who becomes an apostle and discovers freedom by becoming a bird.

Marc

Played by François Damiens

Ally

A man who lost his arm in an accident, becomes an apostle and finds peace by reconnecting with nature and music.

Structural Analysis

The Status Quo at 2 minutes (1% through the runtime) establishes Ea narrates her miserable existence living with God (her abusive father) in a Brussels apartment, where he cruelly designs laws to make humanity suffer. Life under God's tyranny is petty and oppressive.. Significantly, this early placement immediately immerses viewers in the story world.

The inciting incident occurs at 14 minutes when Ea hacks God's computer and sends everyone on Earth a text message revealing their exact death date. Chaos erupts worldwide as humanity receives divine knowledge. God is furious—his power has been undermined.. At 12% through the film, this Disruption aligns precisely with traditional story structure. This beat shifts the emotional landscape, launching the protagonist into the central conflict.

The First Threshold at 28 minutes marks the transition into Act II, occurring at 25% of the runtime. This reveals the protagonist's commitment to Ea fully commits to her mission, actively recruiting her first apostle (the lonely office worker who fantasizes about being a child). She moves from running away to actively building a new gospel. There's no turning back now., moving from reaction to action.

At 57 minutes, the Midpoint arrives at 50% of the runtime—precisely centered, creating perfect narrative symmetry. Of particular interest, this crucial beat Ea completes gathering all six apostles and they celebrate together. It's a false victory—they've succeeded in the recruitment, but haven't yet faced the consequences. The new gospel is taking shape, and God's power continues to weaken. Stakes rise., fundamentally raising what's at risk. The emotional intensity shifts, dividing the narrative into clear before-and-after phases.

The Collapse moment at 86 minutes (75% through) represents the emotional nadir. Here, God finally catches up to Ea and violently reasserts his authority. The apostles scatter in fear. Ea's mission seems crushed, and God prepares to drag her back to heaven and restore his tyrannical order. Hope dies., indicates the protagonist at their lowest point. This beat's placement in the final quarter sets up the climactic reversal.

The Second Threshold at 92 minutes initiates the final act resolution at 81% of the runtime. The Goddess (God's wife) finally acts, descending to Earth. Her intervention and the apostles' solidarity give Ea the breakthrough: love and community are stronger than tyranny. The new Testament is published, completing the divine upset., demonstrating the transformation achieved throughout the journey.

Emotional Journey

The Brand New Testament's emotional architecture traces a deliberate progression across 15 carefully calibrated beats.

Narrative Framework

This structural analysis employs systematic plot point analysis that identifies crucial turning points. By mapping The Brand New Testament against these established plot points, we can identify how Jaco Van Dormael utilizes or subverts traditional narrative conventions. The plot point approach reveals not only adherence to structural principles but also creative choices that distinguish The Brand New Testament within the comedy genre.

Comparative Analysis

Additional comedy films include The Bad Guys, Ella Enchanted and The Evening Star.

Plot Points by Act

Act I

Setup
1

Status Quo

2 min1.3%-1 tone

Ea narrates her miserable existence living with God (her abusive father) in a Brussels apartment, where he cruelly designs laws to make humanity suffer. Life under God's tyranny is petty and oppressive.

2

Theme

6 min5.3%-1 tone

Ea observes that people could be happy if they knew their fate and stopped fearing death. This thematic statement sets up the central question: would knowing your death date free you or curse you?

3

Worldbuilding

2 min1.3%-1 tone

Ea shows us God's household: his wife (the Goddess) does nothing, Jesus meekly edits the Bible, and God spends his days inventing petty cruelties at his computer. We see God's arbitrary laws (toast always lands butter-side down, etc.) and his absolute control.

4

Disruption

14 min12.3%0 tone

Ea hacks God's computer and sends everyone on Earth a text message revealing their exact death date. Chaos erupts worldwide as humanity receives divine knowledge. God is furious—his power has been undermined.

5

Resistance

14 min12.3%0 tone

Ea escapes to Earth through the washing machine portal (guided by her brother Jesus's earlier path). God pursues her but gets trapped. Ea plans to find six new apostles to complete the Testament and overthrow her father's cruel regime. She meets her first apostle candidates.

Act II

Confrontation
6

First Threshold

28 min24.6%+1 tone

Ea fully commits to her mission, actively recruiting her first apostle (the lonely office worker who fantasizes about being a child). She moves from running away to actively building a new gospel. There's no turning back now.

7

Mirror World

34 min29.8%+2 tone

Ea meets and stays with Catherine Deneuve's character (Martine), a lonely woman who becomes a surrogate mother figure. This relationship represents the loving guidance and acceptance Ea never received from her own parents—the thematic heart of the story.

8

Premise

28 min24.6%+1 tone

The fun premise: Ea recruits her six apostles, each discovering their death date leads them to pursue their true desires. A sex-obsessed man becomes a serial killer's confidant, a woman abandons her family for adventure, an angry boy finds beauty. Meanwhile, God bumbles through Earth trying to recapture Ea.

9

Midpoint

57 min50.0%+3 tone

Ea completes gathering all six apostles and they celebrate together. It's a false victory—they've succeeded in the recruitment, but haven't yet faced the consequences. The new gospel is taking shape, and God's power continues to weaken. Stakes rise.

10

Opposition

57 min50.0%+3 tone

God grows increasingly desperate and dangerous on Earth. The apostles face challenges living out their revelations—relationships strain, society pushes back. God gets closer to finding Ea. The initial joy of liberation gives way to complications and consequences.

11

Collapse

86 min75.0%+2 tone

God finally catches up to Ea and violently reasserts his authority. The apostles scatter in fear. Ea's mission seems crushed, and God prepares to drag her back to heaven and restore his tyrannical order. Hope dies.

12

Crisis

86 min75.0%+2 tone

Ea faces the emotional darkness of her potential failure. The apostles process what their rebellion has cost them. God gloats. But in this darkness, the apostles and Ea realize that their transformation is already complete—they've already changed, regardless of God's threats.

Act III

Resolution
13

Second Threshold

92 min80.7%+3 tone

The Goddess (God's wife) finally acts, descending to Earth. Her intervention and the apostles' solidarity give Ea the breakthrough: love and community are stronger than tyranny. The new Testament is published, completing the divine upset.

14

Synthesis

92 min80.7%+3 tone

The finale: God is overthrown and becomes mortal on Earth, forced to experience the suffering he inflicted. The Goddess takes over heaven and repairs the cruelties. The apostles live out their authentic lives. Ea's gospel spreads. A new, gentler divine order emerges.

15

Transformation

112 min98.3%+4 tone

Ea, now free and empowered, enjoys a transformed world where humanity lives authentically with the knowledge of their mortality. God suffers as a homeless mortal—poetic justice. The closing image mirrors the opening but inverted: power has shifted from tyranny to compassion.